"Yes" = No
"No" = Yes
"Maybe" = No
"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry.
"We need" = I want
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.
"Sure...go ahead" = I don't want you to.
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.
"Are you listening to me?!" = [Too late,you're dead]
"I'm not yelling" = Yes I'm yelling because I think this is important.
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