Siamese cat up for sale!

Female. Age 10 months. Brown-white fur, blue eyes. Brown tail, paws and face. Trianglular face. Skinny and long body. Extremely mischievous. She will scratch and ruin all your furnitures and will break all the glasses and porcelain at your house,especially the nice, expensive, hard-to-find ones with sentimental values. Not a big eater, favourite food is Science Plan. Be extra careful when she's around as she will pounce on you out of nowhere, scratch you, bite you, pull your hair and hit you at any chance she can get. One of her hobbies are climbing up high places and then expect you to rescue her and help her come back down. In summary, she's a waste of money and time,and a nuisance. Price starts from RM800, can be negotiated. Any takers?